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Punkinhead Avery lived around the corner from me in a two family duplex with his Gramma and his idiot younger brother, Carl.  We all knew hi...

Why am I drawn over and over again to visit nutty old pals. Middle age seems to leave me pining for the good old days, when daily interact...

You know, sometimes you’ve had about all you can stands. Your brain just won’t stop spinning until something comes out of your mouth or out ...

Baseball!!  The greatest of all sports.  As a young lad, I remember rising up at the dawns early light, mounting my trusty banana bike, an...

So, I have been trying to figure this terrorist thing out. Generally speaking, everything we do has a purpose, so there must be a purpose to...

Just recently, I read with great glee about the demise of one of our old neighborhood bullies. I resisted the urge to photobomb his funeral,...

Why is it that we always seek answers and explanations for virtually every anomaly that we encounter? When the answer is not immediately obv...

So I was watching that old cult classic Office Space tonight on Comedy Central. The movie is a parody of corporate America, in which an anti...

My good buddy, Mark (The Professor) Pietrafesa convinced me that the future of music lies nestled in the sound hole of a ukulele.  So...

  Psychopaths are really having their special moment this year aren’t they? Well, I think this is just a portent of things to come. I am ...

You know, when I ‘‘twas a wee lad, I had a VW bug, followed by two VW microbuses. They was the greatest years of my life. And then, sudde...

Didja ever wonder who’s in control of this crazy world? As time passes and I age, I wonders more deeply about this existential question each...

So today, I has decided that the world needs to know my daily activities. I mean really, who doesn’t want to know what a 61 year old cranky ...

Did you know that once you start experiencing the symptoms of pancreatic cancer, it is too late? What the fuck kind of disease has no sympto...

Just yesterday I was reading a scientific article about the “multiverse”. Yes it’s a real, or possibly imaginary thing. Obviously this all n...

So there I am at the top of Crescendoe Road Hill parked on the seat of my green Schwinn Banana Bike. Yes I do date myself don't I. Next...

Every neighborhood has a cast of characters. Strangely, certain events get tied to a person and they are forever remembered for some small c...

Just t'other day whilst sitting in the sauna at the YMCA, the topic of jury duty came up amongst the amalgam of old bastards sweating an...

I yam not the grammar or spelling police,  but some things just drive me to drink, not that I need a reason. What are these things, you ask?...

Now I am not saying that my brother is in any way physically flimsy, so let's get that straight right up front. It is just that, when yo...

Today, as I was listening to that bastion of liberal thought (NPR), it occurred to me that the decline of civilization can be linked to a ...

I’ve recently started attending a (mostly) monthly meeting of old friends for breakfast. We have named this “club” the Crusty Old Bastards (...

Ya gotta jump down, turn around, and pick a bale of weed. You know, when you are little, immortality is an assumed state. Such is the case...

I am not a crook or a trouble maker for that matter. Some event occurred in second grade to which the details are not entirely clear. It may...

Other remembrances beyond that fitful fateful day are not rememberable by me. The next thing I do remember happened a number of years later....

Now it will be revealed. The real truth, often hidden from most kids, but now exposed. Rats is quite dangerous critters. In fact if one bite...

When I was in junior high school, attending that pinnacle of acedemic research, knowledge, teenage angst, and middle school Lord of the Flie...

I say stuff, sometimes. And sometimes that stuff is offensive to some people, mostly because I have entered old age and am slowly becoming o...

My mind drifts back to a time just before I graduated from high school when my gramma was still alive. Gramma Roxana was a devoted church go...